Thursday, 4 April 2019

Shithole Sweethearts

It's spring and we recently had a warm few days so I got to work in the garden. My 26 year old neighbour came out and decided to work on our high shared hedgerow with her little electric strimmer. A shapely young blonde in thin leggings and a short skirt, she wasn't tall enough to reach the top of the hedge so she asked me to support her while she stood on a chair to finish the job.

As she was putting the last touches to the top of the hedge,  me standing behind her holding her hips, she stepped back a little and pushed her lovely round bum-cheeks against my face, my nose next to her arsehole.

She was surprised by what she done and lost her balance a little pressing her lovely bottom even more firmly onto my face. I steadied her, gently nuzzling between her cheeks as she apologised.

There was no need for her to apologize, her warm cheeks pressed around my face felt fantastic and the rich smell of fresh female arse-sweat, young woman's cunt and the faint but definite whiff of her shit was delicious and had given me a hard-on.

When she got down from the chair she apologized again and I laughed and said 'it's me who should apologise' and pointing at my tented fly added 'look what's happened'.
We had a good laugh about it, I chatted her up and I ended up fucking her on her kitchen table. 

But not before I'd got my face between her lovely bare cheeks and licked away all the rich stink of her dirty young arse and giving her a good deep rimming.

I'm hoping to be shagging her again and with any luck giving her a regular deep bumming but more than anything I'm looking forward to smelling and tasting her pungent pale blonde ass again.

The smell of a young woman's dirty arse it's the best aphrodisiac there is.

Here are a few photographs in remembrance...  Seriously guys, why would you choose a boring old cunny when you can get your face, nose, tongue and cock up a plump, tight pungent female shitter

















Friday, 5 October 2018

I Prefer Women With Stinky Bottoms


 What a gorgeous girl and presenting her shit hole so invitingly.

It's a couple of years since I buried my face between the cheeks of a woman's bottom and fun though it was, her arsehole and inner cheeks lightly speckled with spots of her dried shit, her bottom wasn't smelly. I prefer to sniff and lick the bottom and arsehole of a woman with a pungently sweaty arse, one she's sat on at work all day stewing in her knickerd and hasn't wiped thoroughly after she's taken a shit or three so that she has a rich stink coming from it delicious to sniff and lick and perfect to plunge my cock deep into.
 



What a lovely turd-chute - I'd love to get my dick brown in her rectum.
 



Lovely pose, perfect for tongue access to her anus. I'd love to lick it, particularly after she'd just sat on the toilet and had a poo.




Lovely girl, I'd love to smell her bottom just after she's wiped it.
 






What a cute and innocent-looking young woman, such pale skin and a tight little anus. I'd love to watch her squeeze a big firm knobbly turd out of it.

Sunday, 19 November 2017

1970s Models With Open Bottoms

Some women from the 1970s posing with their lovely bottoms offered invitingly for our delight. They'll all be in their late 50s or early 60s now but what lovely sexy shit-holes they had. 1971 or 2017 I love the sight and the stink of a woman's arse

What a shaggable shitter - my favourite turd-cutter here






Sunday, 20 August 2017

Girls Holding Their Bottoms Open To Show Their Anuses

Some very pretty women opening their bottoms invitingly

I can almost smell her pooh, that's such a turn-on !

She has her pooh hole open and ready !








The commingled perfume of twat-juice and girl-shit - yum !

She looks so cute and girlish and her shit-hole is so brown !

What an ample open bottom - I'd love to get my nose up it










Oh the promise of her arsehole and beyond it her full rectum