Most women are prodigious shitters. As a youngster I used to think that only men's public toilets were rather smelly and girls probably emitted little more than rose-scented fairy dust from their bottoms but after I worked at a university on an off-campus study site where the toilets had to be checked hourly I realised what a mess women make inside the cubicles.
I have never seen such huge turds, such bubbling broths of diarrhoea, such splattering of shit over the toilet pedestal and the rear walls of the cubicle as I did when it was my duty to check those toilets.
And these were mostly well-spoken butter-wouldn't melt young middle-class women, Who would have imagined they were all hiding cement-mixers in their knickers?
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